100 Best Offensive Memes

Have a sense of humor that’s a bit wild? Well, you’re in for a treat. This post is full of hilarious offensive memes that will make you laugh, cringe, and most likely question your life choices. But hey, humor is subjective, isn’t it? Love them or hate them, these Offensive memes are not holding back.

So grab your snack, put your seatbelt on and prepare for some of the most unapologetically funny content you’ve seen in a long time.

Offensive Memes

“I’m not a morning person, I’m more of a ‘don’t talk to me before coffee’ kind of person.”
“You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.”
“If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I’d probably get distracted and forget to spend it.”

“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
“I’m on a whiskey diet – I’ve lost three days already.”
“I’m not procrastinating, I’m just prioritizing my relaxation.”

“My opinions are like my socks – I have a lot, and most of them are offensive.”
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m always right.”
“You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.”
“I would agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”

“I’m not ignoring you, I’m just giving you time to miss me.”
“I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.”
“I’m not saying I’m the best, but I am definitely not the worst.”

“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”
“I don’t have the energy to pretend I like you today.”
“If sarcasm burned calories, I’d be invisible.”

“I can’t believe I used to care about what people think.”
“I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.”
“I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee.”
“My brain has too many tabs open.”

“You’re like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.”
“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.”
“I’d agree with you, but we both know that would be a mistake.”
“You have the same amount of hours in a day as Beyoncé. Use them wisely… or not.”

“Some of you need to stop acting like you’re the reason for global warming.”
“I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?”
“I’m not fat, I’m just more to love.”

“You’re proof that even Google doesn’t have all the answers.”
“I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.”
“I’m not judging you, I’m just silently questioning your life choices.”

“I’m not rude, I’m just honest. And honesty is the best form of offense.”
“I’d love to help you, but I don’t have the patience for it.”
“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.”
“Your opinion is irrelevant to my life, but thanks for sharing.”

“If there was a contest for being lazy, I’d still probably come in second because I’d forget about it.”
“I’m not saying you’re ugly, but you’re the reason God invented mirrors.”
“Sarcasm is my love language.”

“You must be the change you want to see in the world… but I’m still gonna be me.”
“I don’t need a therapist, I just need a vacation from you.”
“You should really learn to talk less and listen more. Just kidding, nobody’s got time for that.”
“I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.”

“I’m not judging, I’m just quietly judging.”
“I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.”
“You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.”
“I’m not sure if I’m tired or just overwhelmed by the stupidity around me.”

“It’s not that I don’t like you, it’s just that I have better things to do.”
“You’re not stupid, you’re just on a different level of intelligence… like, way lower.”
“I’m not fat, I’m just easy to find.”

“If my life were a movie, it’d be called ‘Don’t Expect Much.'”
“I don’t care enough to give you the satisfaction of a response.”
“You might want to consider getting a better personality.”
“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.”

Funny Friendship Memes

“You can’t spell ‘crap’ without ‘rap.’ Coincidence? I think not.”
“I don’t need a man. I need tacos.”
“I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.”

“Don’t worry about what others think. They’re just as lost as you.”
“I’m not mean, I’m just not your kind of nice.”
“I don’t hate you, I’m just not fond of you.”

“I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a very committed relationship.”
“I’m not lazy, I’m just in energy-saving mode.”
“You’re like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think, ‘Not now.'”
“I’m not saying I’m perfect, but I am definitely the best.”

“My patience is so short, I can’t even finish this sentence.”
“I’m the human version of a double shot of espresso – you can’t handle me.”
“I used to be a people person, but people ruined it.”
“You can’t fix stupid, but you can give it a helmet.”

“I’m not procrastinating. I’m just practicing patience for later.”
“Some days, I’m the windshield. Some days, I’m the bug.”
“I’m not ignoring you. I’m just prioritizing my peace of mind.”

Hilarious Dank Memes

“If I wanted to hear your opinion, I’d ask for it… which I won’t.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t hear you. I was too busy thinking about how much I don’t care.”
“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you stupidity, make fun of it.”

“I’m not a morning person. I’m more of a ‘don’t talk to me until I have coffee’ person.”
“I have the perfect body… it’s just a little covered in fat.”
“I’m not a psychiatrist, but I can totally read your mind – and it’s full of nonsense.”
“I can’t help you because you are clearly not listening to my sarcasm.”

“You’re not a complete idiot, you’re just missing a few pieces.”
“I’m the reason we can’t have nice things.”
“I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.”
“If you were any dumber, we’d have to water you.”

“I don’t have time for a second opinion, let alone your first.”
“Don’t worry, you’re not as useless as you think. You’re a great example of how low humans can go.”
“My idea of an argument is sending a meme and waiting for you to react.”
“I would’ve given you a nice compliment, but I ran out of time.”