Squidward Tentacles is a meme legend and for a reason. Whether he’s dishing out iconic side-eye, dishing out deadpan jokes, or just embodying our shared “meh” energy, Squidward nails moments we’re all familiar with. As someone who’s spent far too long laughing at (and producing) memes, I can safely say Squidward memes are peak internet age.
In this guide, we’ll explore the funniest, most relatable Squidward memes that have been named to perfection—and share with you why they’re now the ultimate expression of everything from Monday moods to existential dread.
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Squidward Memes
Whether you’re a longtime fan of SpongeBob SquarePants or just discovering the magic of Squidward’s misery, this is the ultimate resource for meme creators and fans alike.
Squidward Window Meme:
- “When you stare out the window and wish you were anywhere but here… even in the rain.”
- “That feeling when you look out the window and realize you’re late for something you didn’t want to do anyway.”
- “Looking out the window: ‘The outside world looks so peaceful… wait, is that my neighbor washing their car again?’”
Handsome Squidward Meme:
- “When you walk by a mirror and think, ‘Damn, who is this fine person?'”
- “That moment when your reflection is more attractive than your actual mood.”
- “You know you’ve made it when you’re the most handsome thing in the room… but the room is your bathroom.”
Squidward Pointing Meme:
- “When you point at the problem, but it’s you… and you still don’t have a solution.”
- “Me pointing at the ‘out of order’ sign on the vending machine like I’m going to change anything.”
- “When someone points at you and says, ‘You’re the problem,’ and you’re like, ‘I know.’”
Spongebob Squidward Meme:
- “SpongeBob: ‘Let’s go on an adventure!’ Me: ‘I’d rather not. Can we just stay home?'”
- “When your friend gets excited about a new hobby, and you’re just trying to survive the conversation.”
- “Me watching SpongeBob with the same energy as Squidward: ‘Why am I still here?’”
Squidward Eyes Meme:
- “When you’re trying to act like you’re paying attention, but your eyes are already in a different time zone.”
- “That moment when your eyes say ‘I’m awake,’ but your brain is still asleep.”
- “When you squint at your phone and still can’t figure out what it says.”
Squidward Beautiful Meme:
- “When you put on your favorite outfit and feel like a million bucks… until you see yourself in a group photo.”
- “The moment you feel gorgeous, but the only audience is your reflection.”
- “When you finally take a selfie and think, ‘Did I just break the internet?’”
Squidward Crying Meme:
- “Me after losing Wi-Fi connection for 5 minutes: ‘Why is this happening to me?!'”
- “That feeling when the pizza delivery guy says ‘Sorry, we ran out of your favorite topping.'”
- “When you thought you had a plan but ended up crying over spilled coffee.”
Squidward Sleeping Meme:
- “That glorious moment when you lay down in bed and all your problems just fade away… for 5 minutes.”
- “Me pretending to be awake in the meeting, but I’m already deep in my dreams.”
- “When you finally sleep, but your brain keeps playing last week’s embarrassing moments on repeat.”
Squidward Competition Meme:
- “When you enter a competition and immediately realize the only prize is self-doubt.”
- “Me entering a race but mentally checking out before the starting gun even goes off.”
- “When someone challenges you to a game and you know your only competition is your own laziness.”
Squidward Waking Up Meme:
- “Me waking up: ‘Wait, what time is it? Why is life this hard already?'”
- “When the alarm goes off and your body is just like, ‘We’re not doing this today.’”
- “That moment when you wake up and it feels like the whole universe is judging you.”
Squidward Tired Meme:
- “When you just took a 3-hour nap, but you’re still tired because life is exhausting.”
- “Me: drinks coffee; also me: still needs a nap.”
- “When your energy levels are low but your to-do list is high.”
Squidward Begging Meme:
- “Me begging for a break like, ‘Please just one day without adulting!’”
- “When you beg for five more minutes of sleep but your alarm doesn’t listen.”
- “When you beg your pet to stop barking but it’s like negotiating with a brick wall.”
Squidward Laughing Meme:
- “Me laughing at someone’s joke that’s so bad, it loops around to being funny again.”
- “When you laugh just to avoid the awkward silence, but it’s still awkward.”
- “That moment when you’re laughing, but you know it’s mostly because you don’t know what else to do.”
Squidward Punching Meme:
- “Me punching the air after losing my keys for the fifth time today.”
- “When you punch the pillow and hope it somehow solves all your problems.”
- “When you throw a punch at the problem, but the problem is your own lack of motivation.”
Squidward White Meme:
- “When you wear white and immediately spill something that’s not water.”
- “Me walking into the room, looking like I just got dressed for a wedding… and then spilling coffee.”
- “That feeling when you wear white and become paranoid that any stain will ruin your life.”
Squidward Yelling Meme:
- “When you yell but realize no one’s actually listening… so you just yell louder.”
- “Me yelling at my computer screen like it can fix itself if I just yell at it harder.”
- “That moment when you yell at your pet for doing nothing wrong… because you’re stressed.”
Sad Squidward Meme:
- “When you look at your to-do list and feel like an underachiever… even though it’s just a grocery list.”
- “That feeling when the Wi-Fi goes out during your favorite show and you can’t do anything about it.”
- “When the only thing you’ve accomplished today is successfully avoiding responsibilities.”
Sigma Squidward Meme:
- “When you walk into the room, and you don’t care if anyone notices because you’re too busy being a boss.”
- “That moment when you realize that ignoring everyone’s advice might just be the smartest move you’ve made.”
- “When you’re the quiet one in the group and secretly plotting world domination.”
Squidward Chair Meme:
- “When you sit down in your favorite chair and feel like the world is finally at peace.”
- “That one chair you fight over with your family because it’s the only one that feels right.”
- “When the chair you sit in has better posture than you ever will.”
Squidward Paper Meme:
- “When the paper is more confusing than the problem you were trying to solve.”
- “That moment when you forget which side of the paper is the front and end up writing on the wrong side.”
- “When you’re handed a piece of paper and wonder if the universe is testing your patience.”
Squidward Running Meme:
- “Me running away from my responsibilities like they’re a bad date.”
- “When the ice cream truck goes by, and you start running like you’re in an Olympic race.”
- “That feeling when you run out of energy, but the deadline is still chasing you.”
Squidward Scared Meme:
- “When you hear a noise and realize it’s just the wind, but your heart still races like it’s a horror movie.”
- “That moment when you’re scared to check your bank account, but you know you have to face it.”
- “Me every time I see a spider—I’m not scared, I’m just very cautious.”
Squidward Sunglasses Meme:
- “When you put on your sunglasses and suddenly feel like the coolest person in the room.”
- “Me: puts on sunglasses inside; Everyone else: ‘Who is this mysterious person?’”
- “That feeling when you wear sunglasses indoors, and you realize no one else is taking you seriously.”
Homeless Squidward Meme:
- “When you feel like your bed is a luxury, and you’re just trying to survive the day.”
- “That moment when your house is just a pile of laundry and unopened mail.”
- “When you can’t decide whether you’re a minimalist or just have way too much junk.”
Squidward Alone Meme:
- “When everyone’s out, and it’s just you and your thoughts… and a whole lot of snacks.”
- “That moment when you’re alone, and you realize it’s actually a small victory.”
- “When you’re alone and realize that peace and quiet might be your best friends.”
